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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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