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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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