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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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