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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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