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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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