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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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