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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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