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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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