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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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