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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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