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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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