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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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