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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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