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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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