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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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