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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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