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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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