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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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