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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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