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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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