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Pet death
My
aunt
Bridget
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Maya
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
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