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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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