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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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