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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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