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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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