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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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