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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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