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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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