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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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