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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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