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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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