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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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