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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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