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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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