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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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