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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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