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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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