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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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