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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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