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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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