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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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