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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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