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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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