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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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