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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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