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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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