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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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