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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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