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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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