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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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