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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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