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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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