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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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