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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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