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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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