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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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