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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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