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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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