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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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