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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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