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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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