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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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